10 things an educated Maasai man must never do

10 things an educated Maasai man must never do
1. Do not wear earrings, you are not a girl
2. Do not hit a woman; get something that can fight back
3. Do not wear a shuka in town, because every idiot will call you “Ero” or ndauwuo.”
4. Do not call every Maasai man “Bro Lai” or “Ng’otonye”. What kind of nonsense is that?
5. Do not carry sticks from home for a toothbrush. Nakumatt is still in town.
6. Do not date a Kikuyu girl; all she sees is a piece of land
7. Do not play verbal volleyball inside a bus or matatu. Please sit together while traveling.
8. Do not call everybody “Ero.” Ero is a genus of pirate spider
9. Do not be arrogant. You are not the only man in town
10. Do not tell women about your legendary dick because every German girl has googled it. They know.

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